Maybe I should put an ad online. Honor student seeks overly self-confident young man for fake relationship. Terms negotiable.

Chris Cannon
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  1. I know we sort of said goodbye, but I don’t have anyone else to tell this to and I’m going to burst with it. You know EBB’s verse: God answers sharp and sudden on some prayers, And thrusts the thing we have prayed For in...

  2. . “Don’t be a stranger. And pray about that petition you filed.” “ Mama, ” Paul groaned. That was the Christian way of saying “I know you’re wrong but you won’t take my word for it, so God will have to explain it to you.

  3. He's come a long way, but he's still never accepted that he's forgiven.

  4. Her face crumpled and he felt her pain as if it were his own. He wanted to take it back, but just like that memory, it was always going to be there. She worked to get control over her features, then said, “I’m sorry I...

  5. Her face crumpled and he felt her pain as if it was his own. He wanted to take it back, but just like that memory, it was always going to be there. She worked to get control over her features, then said, “I’m sorry I...

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